有趣幽默的文案句子朋友圈|有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

【#英语资源# 导语】幽默是人类独有的品质、能力和交际方式，语言是人类特有的能力和交际工具，幽默的传达和创造又往往是借助语言完成的。下面是由®文档大全网带来的有趣幽默的英语句子阅读，欢迎阅读!

【篇一】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

　　01. 人生的遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

　　The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be

　　insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up

　　02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

　　Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The

　　Pilgrimage to the West)

　　03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

　　Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.

　　04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

　　If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on

　　impulse, you don’t know what life is.

　　05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”

　　I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20

　　years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I

　　have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.

　　06. 妈妈说人不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。

　　Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the

　　person who loves you deeply.

　　07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~

　　One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds

　　if you get it.

　　08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

　　A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the

　　world for a man.

　　09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

　　Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the

　　army! why i should have experience when look for a job?

　　10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

　　If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because

　　sunshine is at your back.

【篇二】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

　　I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

　　开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

　　Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

　　你永远不能战胜一个纯SB，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你.

　　I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

　　曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。

　　Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

　　直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

　　意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

　　意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属于80后，但智慧告诉你最终还是男女有别。

　　If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

　　上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!

　　Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

　　孩子就是：你先花2年，教丫们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教丫们坐定和闭嘴。

　　Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says"If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

　　当我填表的时候，有一项是“紧急情况联系：” 我填上了“医生”，到时候我妈能帮上什么忙?!

　　The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

　　直译：小孩子要中间名，纯粹是为了让他知道他啥时候真的有麻烦了。

　　意译：起个全名就为了揍孩子前可以底气十足地喊出来。

　　It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

　　跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死， “啪!”那才是死了。

【篇三】有趣幽默的英语句子阅读

　　1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

　　麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

　　第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

　　2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

　　我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

　　第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

　　3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

　　我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

　　4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately.

　　我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

　　这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

　　5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

　　那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

　　这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

　　6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

　　我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?

　　这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。类似于“上海自来水来自海上。”

　　7. 上联：To China for china, China with china, dinner on china.

　　去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

　　下联：Go front door buy front door, front door no front door,behind door with front door.

　　到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

　　这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

　　8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

　　这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。)

　　9. He never saw a saw saw a saw.

　　他从来没见过一把锯子锯另一把锯子。

　　第一个saw是动词see的过去时，第二和第四个saw带有不定冠词"a"在前，是名词"锯子",第三个saw是动词"锯"。

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