2017年最搞笑的新闻-2017年搞笑的英文绕口令大全

　　#绕口令# 导语：搞笑英文绕口令有哪些?下面是©文档大全网为大家精心整理的关于搞笑英文绕口令大全，欢迎阅读!

　　if you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

　　i’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets.

　　i’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes.

　　love’s a feeling you feel when you feelyou’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before.

　　mommy made me eat my m&ms.

　　old mr. hunthad a cuddy puntnot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy.

　　she sells sea shells on the sea shore;the shells that she sells are sea shells i’m sure.so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,i’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

　　sister suzie sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill as sewing

　　shirtsour shy young sister suzie showssome soldiers send epistlessay they’d rather sleep in thistlesthan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers sister suzie sews.

　　the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　the big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

　　the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick

　　A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

　　A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?

　　A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

　　A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

　　A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits.

　　A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

　　A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.

　　A laurel-crowned clown!

　　A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

　　A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

　　Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

　　Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.

　　Betty better butter Brad's bread.

　　Black bugs' blood.

　　Brad's big black bath brush broke.

　　Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks.

　　Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly.

　　Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

　　Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

　　Cheap ship trip.

　　Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips.

　　Chop shops stock chops.

　　Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

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