【#英语资源# 导语】愚人节(April Fool's Day或All Fools' Day)也称万愚节、幽默节。愚人节,时间为4月1日,是从19世纪开始在西方兴起流行的民间节日,并未被任何国家认定为法定节日。®文档大全网为大家准备了以下内容,供大家参考阅读。
First of all, I found my classmate Yang Shuang. "Yang mingshuang, there is a bug in your pencil box." "Where is it?" Yang mingshuang said and hurriedly opened the stationery box. Seeing that Yang Ming was cheated, I couldn't help laughing as I said, "ha ha... Today is April Fool's Day!" "Ah!" The deskmate knocked his head and shouted.
Then I went to find my good friend Wang Hanyu. I pretended to be surprised and pointed to Wang Hanyu's back and said, "look! A butterfly." Everyone believed it and looked in the direction I pointed out. "No! Everyone said in unison again. Wang Hanyu turned around and looked at me suspiciously. I proudly held my stomach and smiled. At this time, Yang mingshuang came together and said," today is April Fool's Day! "" Oh? "In an instant, the students' mouths were involuntarily opened into an" O "shape.
Finally, I went to find Mr. Cao with some classmates. She is our head teacher. She is usually kind to her classmates. Today, she decided to make a little joke on her. I wonder if she can succeed.
I walked boldly to the door of Mr. Cao's office and said solemnly, "Mr. Cao, you seem to have something on your head! “
”What? Come and help me get it down. “
We can't help laughing when we see that Mr. Cao has also been fooled. Teacher Cao was shocked by our laughter and said with a smile, "you troublemaker! "We turned and ran to the classroom. At this time, every corner of the classroom seemed to be full of laughter." Hahaha... Hahaha... "Happy April Fool's Day!
In the morning, as usual, I happily came to the contracted area to pick up leaves, A student nearby said strangely: "Xu Xingyue, your shoelace fell off. I was thinking: I didn't wear shoes with straps today, but I couldn't help looking down. I saw the classmate laughing happily and saying: hahaha, you've been cheated. Today is April Fool's Day! I stared at him very angrily and said: you have nothing to ask for trouble. Then I hit him all over the world, and the classmate spit out his tongue and ran away 。
At the end of the first class, I was concentrating on my homework. Li Shuai hurried over: "Xu Xingyue, Mr. Zhang asked you to go to the office". At that time, I thought I was asked to get my homework book, so I hurried to the office and said, "Miss Zhang, you call me?" She said with a blank face and a smile: No, I smiled shyly and thought to myself: this villain, I'll see how I deal with you later.
At lunch, just halfway through the meal, Zhang Cong hurriedly came over and said: Xu Xingyue, Mr. Zhang asked you to go to the general affairs office to get the information. Because I was cheated twice before, I didn't dare to relax my vigilance this time. I raised my head and asked him slowly, is it true? He said angrily: I dare not lie to you. Look at his serious appearance. I was afraid of delaying things, so I had to go. When I got to the general affairs office, I said to Mr. Huang: Mr. Zhang in my class asked me to get the information. Mr. Huang said strangely: Mr. Zhang didn't ask me to print the information today! I cried bitterly in my heart. I was cheated again.
Hum! I'll take care of him, too, I went up to Li Shuai and said, "Li Shuai, Mr. Zhang said that you had Laiquan yesterday and punished you for running on the playground for five laps today. Li Shuai was shocked and turned pale. He asked: really? I said: of course it is! Oh, Li Shuai replied: I'll go right away. I hurried downstairs and looked at his far away back. I smiled and bent down. When he finished five laps, his face was already" flood " Yes. Teacher Zhang said: Oh! Today, Li Shuai ran five laps abnormally. At this time, Li Shuai knew that he had been cheated.
April Fool's Day is such a happy festival!
In the morning, I said to my classmate Mo Nannan, "do you know what festival it is today? Today is' April Fool's Day '." Mo Nannan said, "I know today is April Fool's day. I just want to tease the person I hate most: Wu Qian! What about you? Who do you want to tease?" "I want to tease everyone." I said with a smile. Mo Nannan smiled and said, "let's start!"
The first one we teased was our monitor pan Yanyu. We went up to him and said, "monitor, Miss Wei asked you to go to her office. She said she wanted to see you." Monitor, he believed it! When walking down the stairs, we said to her, "Happy April Fool's day, you were cheated by us. Ha ha!" At that time, he was stunned. The next one was Wu Qian. We just tried if he was stupid and said, "we saw your mother when we went up the stairs just now." He just looked at the entrance of the stairs and said: "*, how is it possible that she has nothing to do here? You lied and didn't make a draft. How can you deceive Lord Wu Qian? Ha ha, you can deceive Lao pan (Pan Yanyu). According to his IQ, you can still believe it." He's really right, wow! It is worthy of being narcissistic in the world!
When we were ready to cheat the third person, we had class. We wanted to pretend to go out later. Then we suddenly went in and shouted that the teacher was coming. We went out and came in immediately and said, "the teacher is coming!" Everyone believed it and immediately returned to their seats. We will go to our seats with great cooperation. After a while, everyone knew that they had been cheated and immediately stepped down. Mo Nannan and I suddenly laughed.
April Fool's Day is so fun!
This Friday, the school will hold an examination of martial arts exercises. Before the examination, we practice martial arts exercises in the classroom every day, and decompose the difficult actions one by one. We won't learn them, difficult ones bit by bit.
On Friday, the students in our class were manly and high spirited. Everyone's face was filled with a confident smile. Because in these short days, everyone has experienced "devil training", and everyone has experienced transformation. At the beginning, the order of our appearance was determined by drawing lots. Our master Bai actually drew the first one. "A good start" we will certainly pass the examination at one time. Under the leadership of Gao haokai, Chen Zhihe and Wang Yifan, we started martial arts exercises and sang martial arts songs. Every movement of the students is full of power.
After all the class performances, Miss Zhang announced the results. "This time, the unqualified classes are class 51, class 52... Class 56." When he reported to class 5 and 6, we were all very nervous. We clenched our fists and looked at Mr. Zhang on the stage. "And five ILP classes!" For a moment, the hearts of our whole class seemed to fall into an abyss, cold and cold. Everyone felt incredible and shocked. We performed very well. How can we fail. Everyone is depressed. At lunch, everyone had no appetite and didn't eat much. In short, everyone's mood is one word: unhappy.
At 3 p.m., our teacher Tang said that he had something to tell us: "today, everyone did a great job in martial arts and passed the examination. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!"
Immediately, there was cheering in the classroom... Alas! Why didn't I think of it?
Today, we had a rest at noon. We went back to the dormitory leisurely. When we arrived at the dormitory, we dissolved and went back to our respective dormitories, but I went to the bathroom again, while the other side was carefully preparing an unparalleled "trap".
I came back from the toilet and walked into the dormitory. As soon as I pushed the door, I kept the big slippers "falling from the sky" and "bang!" It hit me on the head. I was shocked. I patted my chest and sighed deeply. But I didn't expect that there was another trap "falling from the sky". I was caught by my socks. When they saw it, they immediately became lively. They all covered their stomachs and laughed and said, "did you get a big jump? We just made the trap." They told me the whole routine again, and then tried to make fun of others.
I saw: he took a slipper, gently put it on the door, then closed the door and clamped the slippers. Suddenly, I heard a sound of footsteps, getting closer and closer. The man who went to the bathroom opened the door. Like me just now, he was surprised. We saw his embarrassing image and couldn't help laughing. He was also teased by us.
April Fool's Day is really a happy day. You can make fun of others and yourself. Later on April Fool's day, I will also carefully plan some fun "traps" so that everyone can be teased.
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