The conversation is based on the background of the 西游记. B_如来佛 S_孙悟空 T_唐僧 After eighty-one difficulties, Monk Tang and his three apprentices had finally met the Buddha for the Sutra. B: “Do you bring a PSP?” T/S: “What? No!” B : “What a boring journey! How did you come here?” S: “We fight with the goblin all the way” B: “How Niu B you are?” B: "Do you have a U-disk?" T: „No, why do we need it?‟ S: Oh! We can use it to copy the Sutra, but we have no one.” B: "A hard disk?” T: No we think you can offer books for us.” B:”We now use e-books . Do you have iPad?‟ T:„Sorry, no.‟ B: " Go back as the way you came, I will give the Sutra to you through QQ” S: “Shit! If I knew you have a QQ, we hadn‟t been so tired to get here.” S: “Shifu, we can not copy the Sutra this time, maybe we should get back to make Buddha as a QQ friend.” T: “OK, Let us go home.” But when they get home they found the speed of the internet is too slow. So they took the U-disk, and met Buddha through eighty-one difficulties “Bring your U disk?” T/S:“Yes ” B:“What the size of the U disk?” T:“2G” B:“2G is too small for the Sutra, go back and bring a 4G U disk” T: „It‟s terrible! What can we do?‟ S:„I know, we can bring a 1000G hard disk. This time I‟m sure we can get the Sutra ‟ Through so many difficulties, they saw the Buddha again B: “Why do you come again?” T:“You ask us to bring a U disk in large size; we bring one in 1000G” B:“Don‟t you log in your QQ?” T:“We brought the hard disk and come here directly.” B:“Ha, how stupid you are, I left a message in your QQ, I uploaded the Sutra and you can just download them.” After coming back ,the Tangs opened the QQ to download the Sutra. However, they found the server had been in viruses and they couldn‟t do that. Then they decided to go again by carrying the 1000G hard disk. They thought whatever happened this time they had to copy the sutra. Suffered eighty-one disasters they finally saw the Buddha. B: “Have you carried the papers?” T/S:“What?” B, “the server has been in viruses so the E-books all have been damaged. I think you have to copy by your hands.” Next time, the Tangs brought paper, took a disk, and sent a QQ message to Buddha before going out. After so many difficulties, they saw Buddha again. T: “is your QQ OK?" B: “no" S: "it‟s too terrible; it seems we have to copy." B: "Yes, of course" The Tangs spent 10 years to copy. T: "We spent 10 years to copy Sutra. Now we should go home. Thank you, Buddha” B: "Bye, you are so persistent. But why not use a copier?” 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/077d2b18a300a6c30c229f1c.html