两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文 两人英语幽默对话篇一男:Hello,ImBen.MayIaskyousomequestions 女:Sure. 男:Whatisyourfathersname 女:Happy! 男:Then,Whatisyourmothersname 女:Smile! 男:Areyoujoking 女:No!Thatsmysister!IamKidding.Bytheway,areyouacensusstaff 男:Ofcoursenot. 女:Goahead. 男:OK.YournameisKidding.Kidding,Imgoingtostarta band.Willyoujoinus 女:Sure,Ben.Idlovetobeinaband 男:OK,good.WhichinstrumentdoyouplayIheardthatyou canplaypianoverywell. 女:PianoIdontplayaninstrumentactually. 男:Whatareyougoodat 女:Ising.Ilikemusicwithgreatlyrics. 男:SodoI.Whoelsedoyouthinkcanjoinus 女:Well,Daveissupposedtobeagoodone .男:ReallyWhatdoeshelike 女:Heprefersquietmusic. 男:Good.HowaboutHarryHeplaystheguitar,doesnthe 女:Yes,butHarrylovesloudmusicsuchasdisco. 男:ThatsOK.Ioftengotodiscowithmyfriends. 女:Youmeanwecanplaybothloudmusicandquietmusic 男:Whynot 女:Whatkindofmusicstyledoyouprefer,Ben 男:Oh,IlikemusicthatIcandanceto.Butwehaveoneproblemwithourband 女:whatisit 男:ImnotamusicianandIcantsing. 女:Areyoujoking 男:No,thatsyoursistersname.JustnowIwaskidding. 女:Well,thatmakessense! 两人英语幽默对话篇二A:whatisyourname你叫啥名 B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who谁 B:yes,Iam~是,我就是 A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes,myname是啊,我的名字啊 A:Sotellmeaboutit那就告诉我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You!Whatisyourname!你!你叫啥名! B:Huismyname!我就叫胡 A:O~哦 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/41185ecdf311f18583d049649b6648d7c0c708ca.html