有趣的英文名言合集（九） There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Josh Billings Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. David Brenner When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Rita Rudner The superfluous, a very necessary thing. Voltaire Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. Phyllis Diller I have never been hurt by what I have not said. Calvin Coolidge I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/98b4a5b4920ef12d2af90242a8956bec0975a5d0.html