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搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》 人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。 农夫：I’m a farmer. （稍停顿）[走两步] A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was young,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is„ [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~ ~You are out!! It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作] 树： I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here. [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。] 兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What do you want? 农夫：Huh„！I will kill you for lunch! 兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前] 农夫：Where~ to go? Haha! [农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音)。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。] 兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳舞边说]You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me！ 树：[痛苦万分地]But„you„Hurt me„.[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[倒地] 农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [把兔子绑到树上。打呵欠] tired! I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡觉]（打鼾的声音） 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened? 树：[指着农夫]He has caught you and wants to eat you. 兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机] A mobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow,how fashion![放回原处。又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，拿起手机做出打电话的样子] (配音：拨电话) Hello？ 兔子B：Hello!It’s Jenny. 兔子A：Hey Jenny！ 兔子B：Oh,hey Mary! 兔子A：How are you ? 兔子B：Fine,thank you.And you? 兔子A：I’m fine too! How are your parents? 兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And you? 兔子A：They are fine,too! How is your uncle? 兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U? 兔子A：He’s fine , too! How„ 兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~wait. But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me„NO WAY!!! 兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!! 兔子B：But where are you? 兔子A：I’m under a tree! 兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you? 兔子A：I see a rabbit „that looks exactly like you! 兔子B：A rabbit„like me„ OK!I’ll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开] [兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上] 兔子A：Haha!My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉咙卡住声音，死去] [兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also a rabbit！I’m smart! I’m lovely! And I’m (作风情万种)beautiful! （自我陶醉）[转头看自己右手边，却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!MaryI’m so sorry,Mary!I’m too late!5555555~~~~~~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树] 树：Oh!Oh,don’t hit me.!Don’t hit me!I’m ~~broken![朝地上倒，压倒兔子B] 兔子B：What?NO..NO!~~...I„can’t„.breath„„(作死了的声音) [农夫一觉醒来。看见两只兔子] En..?Two rabbits! I remember I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场] 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/e49376f825fff705cc1755270722192e4536588b.html