2017年经典电视剧:2017年经典幼儿英语谜语大全

* What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

　　Water.

　　* What's the difference between a hill and a pill?

　　A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

　　* Why is it useless to send a letter to* Washington?

　　Because he's dead.

　　A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer* Went away for a* Week and gave the girl seven apples before he left.* Why?

　　Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

　　* What* Will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?

　　Nothing. Because I'm a* Woman.

　　* What always travels on foot?

　　A shoe.

　　* Where can happiness always be found?

　　In the dictionary.

　　* What is higher* Without a head than* With a head?

　　A pillow.(枕头)

　　* Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?

　　He can't read.

　　On* Which side does a bird have the most feathers?

　　The outside.

　　* What is the best thing to keep in hot* Weather?

　　Cool!

　　* What is never used until it's broken?

　　An egg.

　　* What's a skeleton?(骨架)

　　It's a lot of bones* Without the person on them!

　　* What is dark but made by light?

　　A shadow.

　　* What can you break* With only one* Word?

　　Silence.

　　* What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?

　　The light.

　　A policeman saw a truck driver going the* Wrong* Way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket.* Why?

　　Because the truck driver* Was* Walking.

　　* Where can milk be best stored?

　　In a cow.

　　* Which can move faster, heat or cold?

　　Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　* What's the hardest thing about learning skating?

　　The ice.

　　* What has cities* With no houses, rivers* Without* Water and forests* Without trees?

　　A map.

　　* What can be measured but has no length,* Width or thickness?

　　The temperature.

　　* What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?

　　It never eats.

　　* Why is* Writing called handwriting?

　　If people* Wrote* With their feet,* We* Would have to call it footwriting.

　　If there* Were only thre girls in the* World,* What do you think they* Would do?

　　Two of them* Would get together ans talk about the other one.

　　How many great men have been born in London?

　　None. Only babies.

　　* When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?

　　When you have a hole in your pocket.

　　The greater it is, the less it can be seen.* What is it?

　　Darkness.

　　The more you take away, the bigger I become.* What am I?

　　A hole.

　　* Who may marry many a* Wife and stay single all of his life?

　　A priest.(牧师)

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