少儿英语笑话爆笑超短

【#少儿英语# 导语】学习英语重要的是把他们置于英语语言环境里，看视频，有声书，拥有一个地道的语言伙伴，原音儿歌等等，在启蒙阶段不需要语法的束缚，他们也可以说出流利的英语。本篇文章是©文档大全网为您整理的《少儿英语笑话爆笑超短》，供大家借鉴。

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Only One Instance　　头一例

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:

一个星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的几封信。他打开其中一封,发现信中只写着“傻瓜”两个字。

I have known many an instance（实例） of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.

他平静而认真地把这件事告诉教友们：“写信时忘了签名的人,我遇到过很多,但只签了名却忘了写信的人,我还是头一次遇到。”

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愚蠢的问题　　Stupid Question

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点？”

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

几个月后，丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。

“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

“现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。

But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:“这钟准吗？”

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what time it is　现在几点了

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”

"How will that help?" said the second boy.

“那就会知道时间吗?”第二个男孩问。

"Just do it," insisted the first.

“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。

Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗?”

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The Fish Net　　鱼网

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

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Clever Bobby　　聪明的博比

Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

布朗非常欣赏他的小儿子。一次他和一位客人聊他的儿子有多聪明。 布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”

"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

布朗说：“他只有两岁，就认识所有的动物了。他长大一定会是一个出色的自然学家。来，我让你看看。”

He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(长颈鹿).

他从书架上拿下一本自然书，把博比抱到膝上，打开书。指着一张长颈鹿的画片。

"What's that, Bobby?"

“博比，这是什么?”

"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

“马马，”博比回答。 他又指了一张老虎的画片，博比回答说：“猫咪。” 然后布朗又指了一张狮子的画片，博比说：“狗狗。” 他又指了一张黑猩猩的画片，博比说：“爸爸!”

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