[英语笑话带翻译三分钟]英语小故事3分钟幽默 always thirsty 总感到口渴 "i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” "that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?" “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?” "no, but i am always thirsty!" “不疼，可是我总感到口渴。” Two Birds 两只鸟 Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 Teacher: Please tell us. 老师：请说说看。 Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 if i am a manager one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager. all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason. “i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer. 如果我是一个经理 一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。 所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。 “我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。 看了“三分钟英语笑话带翻译”的人还看了： 1.英语短篇笑话两到三分钟带翻译 2.英语笑话带翻译3分钟 3.有关英语笑话带翻译3分钟 4.英语笑话带翻译3分钟 5.爆笑三分钟英语笑话精选 6.关于课前三分钟英语笑话 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/56a616e214fc700abb68a98271fe910ef02dae2c.html