本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑，页眉双击删除即可。 猎取讨论生学位多年以后,我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员.20个英语笑话爆笑超短_英语笑话大全带翻译 笑话不仅能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面,而且笑话可以在说笑中蕴含着人们对于美妙生活的期盼和诉求。整理了简短英语爆笑笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读! 简短英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇一 Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened,I felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me.Youll get that degree,dear, she whispered.Perseverance is a virtue. 美 德 一天,电梯里很拥挤,有人埋怨电梯效率太低.我说自我在那里当学生起,20年来电梯始终没有换过. 最终当电梯门打开时,我感到有人在我的背上怜悯地拍了一下,回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑."你会拿到学位的,友爱的,'她低声说道："坚持不懈是一种美德.' 简短英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇二 Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office.This isnt your work. he said.Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia. You cannt prove that! the student sputtered. My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:Also see article on communism. 抄 袭 第 1 页 共 3 页 本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑，页眉双击删除即可。 我有个伴侣在圣路易斯的华盛顿大学教欧洲历史,他说有一次他发觉了一篇抄袭的学期论文.他把那个学生叫到了办公室."这不是你写的,'他说,"有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来.' "你没有证据.'那学生气急败坏地说. 我伴侣笑了,他把论文拿给他看.用红笔圈出来的是："也可参阅共产主义一文.' 简短英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇三 Mr.Clark,Im afraid I have bad news, the doctor told his patient.You only have six months to live. 简短英语爆笑笑话带翻译篇四 Difference I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class, observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.When I say,Good afternoon, the undergraduates respond,Good afternoon. But the graduate students just write it down. 区 别 "讨论生班和本科生很简单就能区分开来,'在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立 The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. 大学给我们讨论生上工程学课的老师如此说."我说下午好,本科生们回答 I cant possibly pay you in that time. Okay, the doctor said,lets make it nine months. 九个月吧 说下午好.讨论生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.' 看了"简短英语爆笑笑话带翻译'的人还看了： "克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.'医生告知他的病人. 1.英语小笑话带翻译简短 病人惊呆了."六个月我不行能付清医疗费.' "好吧,'医生说,"那就九个月吧.' 2.英语小笑话大全爆笑带翻译精选 3.简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全 第 2 页 共 3 页 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/891747d60608763231126edb6f1aff00bed570e9.html