经典英语笑话大全爆笑带翻译 河上漂流中英 A man is walking past a travel agents office when he notices a billboard announcing, "4 day cruise down the Murray River $40 all inclusive.” 一个男人路过旅行社时，看到一个广告栏上面写着“顺着墨累河漂流四天，全部费用只需40美元”。 Impressed by the low price, he races into the shop, slaps $40 onto the counter and announces, "I' m here for the Murray cruise.” Quick as a wink, the travel agent whips out a baseball bat and knocks him unconscious. 面对如此低价的诱惑，他大步走进旅行社把40美元往桌上一拍，然后说:“我报名墨累河之游。”眨眼间，旅行社的店员抽出一根棒球棍，一下就把那个人打昏了。 When the man wakes, he finds himself tied to a floating log and drifting down the river. After a time, he notices another man in same predicament on the other side of the river. 当那个人醒来之后，发现自己被捆在一个木筏上，正沿着河水往下漂呢。过了一会儿在河的另一边，他看到一个和他处境一样的人。 "$40 Murray cruise?" he calls out. "40美元墨累河之游?”他喊到。 "Yep!" says the man on the other side. “是呀!”那人答道。 "I'll bet you we don't even get breakfast,”he yells. “我打赌我们还没吃早饭呢。”他喊道。 "Well，”calls the other man, “we did last year.” “对，”另一个人说，“我们去年吃过了。” 给丈夫最好的警告中英 My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. 我的丈夫对我时常波动的情绪很不高兴。所以那天他给我买了一个心情戒指，那样他就可以从戒指上看出我的心情。当我的心情好的时候，那个戒指就会变成绿色。当我的心情不好的时候，在我丈夫的额头上就会留下一大块红色的戒指印。 实话实说中英 As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech. 当我们的飞机在欧海尔降落时，飞机的机组人员开始了她的“欢迎和感谢”的演讲。 "Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.” “欢迎来到芝加哥，当地时间是六点十五分。今天能够给你们提供服务是我们的荣幸。我希望你们对此次飞行感到满意。虽然你们选择了一家破产的航空公司，但是我们还是感谢你们选择了联合航空公司。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/dfca865781d049649b6648d7c1c708a1294a0afc.html