小学五年级英语上册手抄报的图片 小学五年级英语上册手抄报图(1) 小学五年级英语上册手抄报图(2) 小学五年级英语上册手抄报图(3) 小学五年级英语上册手抄报图(4) 小学五年级英语上册手抄报图(5) 小学五年级英语上册手抄报图(6) 小学五年级英语上册手抄报的资料 一、英语小笑话 Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing!" After apologizing, I got her parcel. "Oh, good," she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages." "What is it?" I asked. "My husband's new hearing aid." 我在邮局上班，对于顾客们的各种情绪早已习以为常了。所以，有一天当一个生气的顾客气冲冲地来到我的工作台时，我还是非常平静地问她，“有什么问题吗?”“我早上上街了，”女顾客说，“我回到家的时候，我看到一个卡片，卡片说邮递员要给我们家送包裹，但没人在家。可是我的丈夫整个早上都在家啊。他说他什么都没听到”。在表示了歉意之后，我把包裹给了她。“噢，太好了”，那位女顾客喜形于色。“我们等这东西都等多少年了!”“是什么好东西?”我问。“我丈夫的新助听器”。 二、英语格言 1) Misfortunes come on wings and depart on foot.(遭祸容易脱祸难。) 2) Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.(不经灾难不知福。) 3) To an optimist every change is a change for the better.(对于乐观者总是越变越好。) 4) Truth never fears investigation.(事实从来不怕调查。) 5) A good medicine tasks bitter.(良药苦口。) 6) Great minds think alike. (英雄所见略同。) 7) Storms make trees take deeper roots.(风暴使树木深深扎根。) 8) Live and let live. (自己生活也让别人生活。) 9) Better late than never. (迟做总比不做好;晚来总比不来强。) 10) A bold attempt is half success.(勇敢的尝试是成功的一半。) 三、英语幽默故事 Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he hounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and firendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often." In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door. When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again." All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet? 很久以前的一个很远的小村庄里，有一个以"千镜屋"而著名的地方。一个乐观的小狗听说了这个地方并决定去参观。当来到这个地方，他蹦蹦跳欢恰快的上了台阶，来到房门口，他高高竖起耳朵，欢快地摇着尾巴，从门口口往里张望，他 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/94cd1024cfbff121dd36a32d7375a417866fc13d.html