英语笑话带翻译3分钟 3分钟英语笑话带翻译篇1 A film crew wa on location deep in the deert. One day an old Indian went up to the directorand aid, "It will rain tomorrow." The ne某t day it rained. 一个电影摄制组在沙漠深处进行拍摄。一天，一个印度老人来到导演 面前对他说：“明天会下雨。”第二天果然下雨了。 A week later, the Indian went up to the director again and aid, "There will be a tormtomorrow." The ne某t day there wa a torm. 一周以后，印度人又来了，他告诉导演说：“明天会有暴风雨。”果然， 第二天有暴风雨。 "Thi Indian i incredible," aid the director. He told hi ecretary to hire the Indian to predictthe weather. “这个印度人真神，”导演说。他告诉他的秘书去雇佣这个印度人来预 测天气。 However, after everal ucceful prediction, the old Indian didn"t how up for two week. 然而，几次预测天气成功之后，这个印度人连续两周没有露面。 短篇英语笑话带翻译篇4 送给女友的礼物 在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的 礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗”珠宝商问道。 那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这 样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。” Be Careful What You Wih For A couple had been married for 25 year and were celebrating their 60th birthday, which fell on the ame day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and aid that becaue they had been uch a loving couple for all 25 year, he would give them one wih each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand,and Boom! She had the ticket in her hand. Ne某t, it wa the huband‘ turn. He paued for a moment, then aid hyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 year younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He wa ninety. 短篇英语笑话带翻译篇5 慎重许愿 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天 出生。 庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩 爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。 妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一 张票。 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/a5adf61c7a563c1ec5da50e2524de518964bd37d.html