搞笑的英语段子带翻译 在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。小编整理了搞笑的英语段子带翻译，欢迎阅读! 搞笑的英语段子带翻译篇一 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. Hes a good boy, said Jacks father, and if you let him pass this time, Im sure hell improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well. No, no, thats quite impossible, replied the professor immediately. Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didnt know! Please, sir, give him another chance, said Jacks father. You see, Im afraid we dont take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill. 杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他 第 1 页 共 3 页 及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。 他是个好孩子，杰克的父亲说：您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。 不，不，那不可能，教授马上回答。你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。 先生，请再给他一次机会吧。杰克的父亲说：你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。 搞笑的英语段子带翻译篇二 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me. The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 第 2 页 共 3 页 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/a953e3edbfd5b9f3f90f76c66137ee06eef94e67.html