My holiday My holiday was good.I stayed at home for sometime.I went to Tianyi Square and bought same games.But one day,my monther,my younger brother and I went to Tianyi digital square to buy games.And I bought a new uniform in the evening.I'd like to have a glass of apple juice my monther bought it for me.I says," Thanks a lot." I bought some shoes.I want a pair of sports shoes.In the shop,the wonderful song added tour pleasure.I see the black shoes.my monther says," There are beautiful !" I was happy that day,because I went to Tianyi Square and had a lot of fum. 英语脑筋急转弯 1. why are giraffes the cheapest to feed? 为什么养长颈鹿最不花钱? 2. why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? 狗为什么害怕日光浴? 3. why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃? 4、why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights? 政客们为什么不再关注打雪仗了? 5、why don't women get bald as soon as men? 为什么总是男人比女人先秃头? 6、what can pierce one's ears without a hole? 什么东西不用打洞就可以在耳朵上穿孔? 答案 1. they make a little food go a long way. 因为它们脖子长,一点点食物都要走很长的路才能咽下去。 2. they don't want to be hot-dog. 因为它们不想成为热狗。 3. he's making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪。 4、the cold war is over. 冷战结束了。 5、because women wear hire longer. 因为女人头发留得长。 6、noice. 噪音。 幽默笑话 scarecrow a farmer's daughter is ugly, and he had no choice but to let her daughter go to corn, pretending a scarecrow to frighten crows. she not only scare away the crows, and even have three of crows scared put some corn to send back. 一个农夫的女儿实在太丑了,他只好让她的女儿去玉米地,假装稻草人吓唬乌鸦。结果她不仅吓走了乌鸦,甚至有三只乌鸦吓得把 一些玉米送了回来。 1)tom's excuse teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day? tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, "school-go slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。" did your dad... 2)tom call jim's name:"i can't bear such a foolish!" and jim say:"you mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 3)tom call jim's name:"i can't bear such a foolish!" and jim say:"you mother could (bear)!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!" 附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. 4)a man goes to church and starts talking to god. he says: "god, what is a million dollars to you?" and god says: "a penny", then the man says: "god, what is a million years to you?" and god says: "a second", then the man says: "god, can i have a penny?" and god says "in a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/cf39ad0817791711cc7931b765ce050876327518.html