英语笑话小故事50字左右_小学生英语笑话故事（五篇）

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小学生英语笑话故事篇一

　　Jimmy came home from school with an F on his geography test. His mother was reviewing his work, and noticed that he had gotten one particularly easy question wrong.

　　"Jimmy," she asked, "Santa Cruz is in California."

　　"No, it isn't. It doesn't exist."

　　"Of course it exists. What makes you think it's imaginary?"

　　"That's what you told me, mommy," the boy replied.

　　"When did I tell you that?"

　　"Last Christmas, when I wanted to know why I didn't get a horse."

　　"No, I told you that Santa CLAUS doesn't exist, not Santa CRUZ."

小学生英语笑话故事篇二

　　There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? She responded, "It's my washcloth". Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: "What happened to your washcloth?" The mother responded, "I lost it".
　　The little boy trying to be helpful set out to find his mother's washcloth. A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, I found your washcloth, the mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?" The boy answered, "The maid has it and she is washing daddy's face with it."

小学生英语笑话故事篇三

　　One of the teachers had a kindergartener come up to her and say that he had found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.

　　The student said it was dead.

　　The teacher asked how he knew.

　　The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."

　　The teacher said, "You what?"

　　He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So it must be dead."

小学生英语笑话故事篇四

　　It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward.

　　One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said to her, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"

　　The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's hell to iron."

小学生英语笑话故事篇五

　　A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

　　During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

　　As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

　　As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

　　"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."

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