For many people Christmas is a very special time of year. It is a time filled with magic - this is especially true for Children. The gifts and toys, of course, are a big part of it ...... but it is much more than that. Christmas means many different things to different people but in its essence Christmas is about sharing joy and love with those who are dear to you, and then reaching out with that love to the world. May you and your loved ones have a very Merry Christmas!. 对许多人而言圣诞节是一年中特别的季节,充满了神奇,尤其是孩子们。礼物和糖果当然是其中最重要的一部份,但是还有很多其它的更有趣的事情。圣诞节对许多不同的人有不同的意义,但是圣诞节最重要的意义其实是分享欢乐和爱给你所爱的人,并且将这份爱散播到全世界。在圣诞季节里,祝福你及你所爱的人有一个美好的圣诞节! 幽默 Too Fast or Too Slow A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him. "Was I driving too fast,officer?"the man asked. "NO,"the policeman answered,"You were flying too slow." Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行". A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,„醉‟字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!” Merry Christmas, my best friend. 祝我的挚友圣诞快乐。 A Christmas greeting to cheer you, my good friend. 希望圣诞祝福给你带来欢乐,我的好朋友。 Take your passion and make it come true. 发挥你的热情,让理想变为现实。 I hope we can spend the holidays together. 希望我们能一起过圣诞节。 Wish all the best wishes for you. 献上最美好的祝愿。 Wish many good wishes for the holidays and the coming year. 新的一年,向你献上最诚挚的祝福。 Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. 愿你拥有美丽的圣诞所有的祝福。 ay its blessings lead into a wonderful year for you and all whom you hold dear. 祝福你及你所爱的人新的一年中万事如意。 To wish you special joy at the holidays and all year. 祝你在节日和新的一年中享有无限的快乐。 要找的人不在的理由 1. He is not in right now. 他现在不在。 2. No one answers in Mr. Scott's office. 史考特先生的办公室没人接电话。 3. He's here but he's not at his desk right now. 他有来上班,不过现在不在座位上。 4. He hasn't come to the office yet. 他还没到办公室。 5. I'm sorry, but he is out right now. 很抱歉,他刚才外出了。 休假中 1. He is off today. 他今天休假。 2. He's on vacation this week. 他本周休假。 3. He is on vacation until next Wednesday. 他休假到下周三。 时间就是金钱。 Time is money. 三思而后行。 Look before you leap 百闻不如一见。 Seeing is believing. * 血浓于水。 Blood is thicker than water. 滴水汇成河。 Every little bit helps. 本文来源:https://www.wddqw.com/doc/88d223df3186bceb19e8bb24.html