哲学大牛们怎样说分手? 作者: 艾伦 1、目的论者(The Teleologist): We aren’t meant for each other. 2、道义论者(The Deontologist): We aren’t right for each other. 3、后果主义者(The Consequentialist): We aren’t optimal for each other. 4、唯我论者(The Solipsist): It’s not you, it’s me. 5、经验主义者(The Empiricist): I think we should see other people. 6、理性主义者(The Rationalist): I’m not a priority to you anymore. 7、理性主义者(The Rationalist): I’ve been doing some thinking… 8、理性主义者(The Rationalist): If you can’t see your faults, there’s nothing more I can say. 9、欧陆主义者(The Continentalist): You’ve lost that love and feeling. 10、平等主义者(The Egalitarian): This is the best thing for both of us. 11、家长权威主义者(The Paternalist): In time you’ll come to see that this is the best thing. 12、休谟主义者(The Humean): Just because we’re always together doesn’t mean we BELONG together. 13、休谟主义者(The Humean): Relationships need to be about more than just constant conjoining. 14、功能主义者(The Functionalist): I don’t care about accommodating your feelings. 15、蒯因主义者(The Quinean): I’m sorry, but you don’t mean anything to me anymore. 16、基础主义者(The Foundationalist): We have nothing left to build upon. 17、基础主义者(The Foundationalist): I need to be able to branch out more. 18、相对主义者(The Relativist): It’s no one’s fault. 19、无神论者(The Atheist): These things just happen. 20、康德主义者(The Kantian): You lied to me! 21、反构造论者(The anti-Fictionalist): I’m sick of faking it. 22、笛卡尔主义者(The Cartesian): I don’t clearly and distinctly perceive a future together. 23、黑格尔主义者(The Hegelian): Do we have to go through this again? 24、洛克主义者(The Lockean): Our primary qualities simply aren’t compatible. 25、洛克主义者(The Lockean): Compared to my last partner, I’m not getting nearly enough, nor as good. 26、准实在论者(The Quasi-Realist): Of course we’re going to be together forever. 27、动机外在论者(The Motivational Externalist): Even though I believed it at the time, I know now that I never really loved you. 本文来源:https://www.wddqw.com/doc/c09ae05c25c52cc58ad6be19.html