幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事

【#少儿英语# 导语】孩子想要提高自己的英语知识，最简单的方法就是练听力和口语，因为听力和英语口语是最基本的，而听力和口语提升最快的方法就是复读听写，听念复读就是说反复去听这些英语单词，听写就是听了英语单词和英语句型然后写下来，听念就是听了默默跟着念一遍，然后再越念越大声，越念越清晰，越念越快速。听写是精听，要听出每一句话的意思，观看英语影视剧不能只看剧情和中文字幕，应该好好研究英文，是全部都能不看中文字幕就理解。 下面是®文档大全网为您整理的《幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事》，仅供大家参考。

1.幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事

冰箱里的小兔子

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么?”

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”(Westinghouse，西屋电气公司)

The lady confirmed, "Yes."

女士确认道：“没错。”

"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”

关于英语笑话故事：从哪儿来的

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢?

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。

2.幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe,it started to rain.

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one," Go home and get the umbrella."

The little turtle replied,"I will,if you don't drink my offee."

"We won't，" the other two promised.

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle,"Well,I guess he isn't ing back,so we might as well drink his coffee."

Just then a voice called from outside the door,"If you do,I won't go."

三只乌龟

三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”

最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。

两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们能够把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”

3.幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesnt really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,Ive farted(放*) at least 20 times since Ive been here in your office. You didnt know I wasfarting because they dont smell and are silent."

有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放*的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放*不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个*，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的*不臭，而且还没声音。”

The doctor says, "I see. Heres a pres cription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back.

医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”

"Doctor," she says, "I dont know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although stillsilent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that weve cleared up your sinuses(鼻窦) ,lets start working on your hearing."

一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放*还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭!”医生说：“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。”

4.幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事

可怜的乔治

George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likesjumping and climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has ashortcoming. He is curious.

乔治是一只小猴子。他住在大森林里。他喜欢在树上跳来跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都乐呵呵的。但是他有个毛病，就是太好奇。

One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home.”

一天， 一个老人路过大森林，他带着许多草帽。乔治看见了这个老人，老人也看见他了。老人自言自语道：“多可爱的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他带回家去。”

The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down.

老人坐下来。想着办法。乔治看见了，也坐下来。

The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then he pretends to sleep.

不一会老人有个办法，他戴上一顶帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然后假装睡觉。

George is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushesout and catches him quickly.

乔治很好奇，看看帽子，心想：“要是我戴上一顶，肯定好看。”于是爬下树，捡起一顶帽子戴在头上。可是帽子太大了，遮住了他的'眼睛了。那个老人一下站起来，冲过去，迅速地捉住乔治。

Poor George!

可怜的乔治啊!

5.幼儿睡前英语笑话小故事

The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

小女孩坐在祖父的膝上读故事。她时不时的从书上转移视线抬起头来碰到他褶皱的脸。随后她摸摸自己的脸颊又回去摸摸祖父的。

Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"

最后她问：“爷爷，是上帝创造的你吗？”

"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前创造出了我。”

"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"

“喔。”她回答。接着又问道：“爷爷，上帝也创造了我吗？”

"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

“是啊，当然了宝贝。”他向她保证：“上帝只是不久前创造的你。”

"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"

“喔。”她回答。又分别感受了两人的'脸颊，边观察边说：“上帝的技术越来越好了，是不？”

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