幽默趣味搞笑英语口语大全 ● Behind every successful man; there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man; there are two. 每个成功男人的背后; 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后; 都有两个.. ● Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的;有时还需要信用卡.. ● One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物;因为它们很好吃.. ● Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水;尽量和女友一起洗澡.. ● Every man should marry. After all; happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚;幸福不是永久的嘛.. ● The wise never marry; And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的;结婚的人很难再聪明起来.. ● Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词;他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚联系.. ● Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片;需要大量的暗房时间来培养.. ● Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外;后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.. ● "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”;所以还是再睡一会吧.. ● There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天;而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.. ● "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk " “努力工作不会导致死亡”不过我不会用自己去证明.. ● "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours " “工作好有意思耶”尤其是看着别人工作.. ● God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚;幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.. ● When two's company; three's the result 两个人的状态是不稳定的;三个人才是 ● A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网;它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.. ● The more you learn; the more you know; The more you know; the more you forget. The more you forget; the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多;知道的越多;知道的越多;忘记的越多; 忘记的越多;知道的越 本文来源：https://www.wddqw.com/doc/01b82b29a75177232f60ddccda38376baf1fe082.html