春节和七夕节standup comedy

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Hello, everybody! Hows it going? Speaking of traditional Chinese culture, theres no way should we forget the Spring Festival a.k.a. the lunar New Year. At that day, wed like to set off firecrackers and eat dumplings. And theres one thing that you guys love mostlucky money! Our parents always try to use many excuses to get it back, though. Now, with the popularity of television, we have another tradition that is not that traditional”—watching the Spring Festival Gala. So here comes a question: did you watch the CCTV's Spring Festival Gala this year? Anyone? I watched it, of course. Well, I got to say that that was not very boring except it made me successfully fell asleep before 10:00. Then my parents wake me up. Well, thanks to the college entrance examination, I have to finish watching this to select subjects for compositions. The Spring Festival usually is a happy time. However, unfortunately, this year, it happened to run into Valentine's Day, which is not nice to the singles, howling under the cold winter night, gaining sweet sights by lovers that made you want to say what the situations were in?. The same thing will just happen again on Chinese valentine's day if we dont do anything. The Chinese valentine's day, also called Qixi, is a day when the Herd-boy and Weaving-girl get together, walking across the single magpies, oh please does anyone ever evaluate the range of psychological shadow of magpies? So where are the solutions? One day I was sitting in café surrounded by lovers, I suddenly felt like I was fall in love. Oh god, I have to say that I am so in love with myself. And you said we dont have solutions? See, we do have solutions!

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