少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话

【#少儿英语# 导语】孩子想要提高自己的英语知识，最简单的方法就是练听力和口语，因为听力和英语口语是最基本的，而听力和口语提升最快的方法就是复读听写，听念复读就是说反复去听这些英语单词，听写就是听了英语单词和英语句型然后写下来，听念就是听了默默跟着念一遍，然后再越念越大声，越念越清晰，越念越快速。听写是精听，要听出每一句话的意思，观看英语影视剧不能只看剧情和中文字幕，应该好好研究英文，是全部都能不看中文字幕就理解。 下面是®文档大全网为您整理的《少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话》，仅供大家参考。

1.少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话

　　visual training

　　视力训练

　　the squad(班，小队) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遥远的，恍惚的.) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：

　　班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，军士) , sir."

　　“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，长官。”

2.少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话

　　amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

　　i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

　　恐怕我们还买不起，妈妈叹息着说。

　　but on the following day in came amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

　　how on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

　　你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。

　　easy, mum. replied amos, i sold the television!

　　妈妈，这简单， 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

3.少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话

　　认错

　　John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

　　约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的`时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。

　　“John!” Teacher says angrily.

　　“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。

　　“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

　　“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。

　　“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

　　“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。

　　“No one is laughing.” Other students whisper.

　　“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学小声地嘀咕。

　　“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

　　“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

　　“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfiedwith it.

　　“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是个好孩子。”老师为此感到满意。

4.少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话

　　磕睡之人

　　The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.

　　收师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时睡觉。一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人打瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好地教育他不要睡觉。

　　In a whisper, he asked the congregation. All who want to go to heaven, please rise， Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering Be seated，the minister shouted at the top of his voice，All those who want to be with the devil，please rise.

　　他低声地对教徒们说:“想去天堂的人都站起来。”除打瞌睡的人外，每个人都站了起来。牧师说过请坐之后，高声喊道:“下地狱的请站起来!”

　　Awaking with a start，the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,”Well，sir, he said.,I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it.

　　打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声所惊醒，站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气地望着他。他说:“先生，我不知我们在选什么，但看上去你和我是的侯选人。

5.少儿五分钟幽默英语笑话

　　会说话的青蛙

　　A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket，smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket.

　　一天，一个男人走在路上。这时一只青蛙喊住他说:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主。”他蹲了下来，捡起了青蛙并把他放到了口袋里。青蛙大声地说:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主。我会告诉每一个人，你是多么的聪明，多么得勇敢以及你是怎么成为我的英雄的。”男人把青蛙从口袋里掏了出来，对它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。

　　The frog spoke up again and said，"1f you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will be your loving companion for an entire week” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess，I'11 stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.”Again，the man took the frog out，smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

　　青蛙又大声地说:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主，而且我会成为你最爱的同伴，并陪你度过整个一周。”男人把青蛙从口袋里掏了出来，对它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。青蛙再次大声喊道:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主，而且我会陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情。”男人把青蛙从口袋里掏了出来，对它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。

　　Finally, the frog asked，"What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’1l stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?" The man said，"Look，I’m an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

　　最后，青蛙问:“怎么了?我已经告诉你，我是一个漂亮的公主，并且我会陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情，你为什么不吻我呢?”男人说:“我是一个工程师，我没有时间陪女朋友，但是，陪一只会说话的青蛙就太棒了。”

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