幽默英文小笑话大全爆笑

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幽默英文小笑话大全爆笑



Teacher: David,why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

老师:“戴维,你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。” David: What was it? 戴维:“我吃什么了呢?” Teacher: Eggs. 老师:“鸡蛋。”

David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. 戴维:“不对,老师,那是我昨天吃的。”

A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。 “Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?” “对不起,警官,”司机说,“我是不是开得太快了?” “No, sir. You were flying too slow.” “没有,先生,你只是飞得太慢了。” Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh. 顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。”

Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS! 侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆草呢!” Teacher: What’s the shape of our earth, Henry? 老师:“地球是什么形状的?亨利。” Henry: It's round.


亨利:“圆的。”

Teacher: Wellhow do you know it is round? 老师:“好,你是怎么知道的?”

Henry: All right, it's square then. I don't want to start an argument about it.

亨利:“那就是方的好了,我可不想为此与你争论。”

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