小学英语小笑话带翻译

【#少儿英语# 导语】孩子想要提高自己的英语知识，最简单的方法就是练听力和口语，因为听力和英语口语是最基本的，而听力和口语提升最快的方法就是复读听写，听念复读就是说反复去听这些英语单词，听写就是听了英语单词和英语句型然后写下来，听念就是听了默默跟着念一遍，然后再越念越大声，越念越清晰，越念越快速。听写是精听，要听出每一句话的意思，观看英语影视剧不能只看剧情和中文字幕，应该好好研究英文，是全部都能不看中文字幕就理解。 下面是©文档大全网为您整理的《小学英语小笑话带翻译》，仅供大家参考。

1.小学英语小笑话带翻译 篇一

　　'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.

　　一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”

　　'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.

　　小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?”

　　'No.' replied the boy.

　　小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

　　'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.

　　小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”

　　'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.

　　小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?”

　　'No,' she uttered.

　　小女孩说：“不知道。”

　　'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.

　　小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”

2.小学英语小笑话带翻译 篇二

　　One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

　　The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

　　"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

　　你是怎样来的?

　　一个冬天的早晨，一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前迈一步，就要向后退两步。”

　　老板狐疑地看着他。“噢，是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”

　　“后来我决定放弃，”他说，“然后我就往家里走。”

3.小学英语小笑话带翻译 篇三

　　when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged(用肘轻推) him and said: "wake up, sir!"

　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”

　　"i wasn't asleep," the man answered.

　　“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

　　"not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."

　　“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

　　"i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

4.小学英语小笑话带翻译 篇四

　　Intelligent son

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.

　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"

　　"Certainly"

　　"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"

　　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　　"Then why you didnt take it back?"

　　"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"

　　聪明的儿子

　　有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

　　儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”

　　“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”

　　“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”

5.小学英语小笑话带翻译 篇五

　　One Side of the Case

　　一面之辞

　　A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.

　　一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。

　　"I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.

　　“我的左耳听不见。”那人告诉法官。

　　"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.

　　“你的右边耳朵听得见吗?”法官问道。那人点了点头。

　　"Youll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of the case at a time."

　　“你将被允许加入陪审团，”法官宣布。“我们每次只听一面之辞。

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