[小学笑话段子]小学双语笑话【五篇】

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【第一篇：喂狗 For the Dog】

For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"　　

　　学习笔记：

　　seat 使坐下

　　be seated 坐

　　call over 点名, 顺序读出

　　中文翻译：

　　喂狗

　　一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。

　　”先生，什么事?“服务生问。

　　”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗?“

【第二篇：：你以为你是谁？ Who do you think 】

　Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

　　“I am the driver.” he said.

　　学习笔记：

　　aboard: adv.在船(飞机、车)上, 上船(飞机、车);prep.在(船、飞机、车)上, 上(船、飞机、车)

　　on board:到船上, 在船上

　　go aboard: 上船 (上飞机等)

　　All aboard! 请上船[飞机、车],都上来!　　

　　中文翻译：

　　你以为你是谁?

　　公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。

　　“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”

　　“我是司机!”他说。

【第三篇：你知道我是干嘛的吗？ Do You Know 】

　Do You Know My Work?

　　One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.

　　Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.

　　“Before I came out”, said one, “I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find. No one will be poorer because I took them.”

　　“You don't know my work”, said the other.

　　“What is your work?”

　　“I'm a policeman.”

　　“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said, “and do you know my work?”“No”, said the policeman.

　　“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

　　中文翻译：

　　你知道我是干嘛的吗?

　　一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。

　　两个人站在外面，看着大火。

　　“在我出来之前”，其中一个说，“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬，所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了，没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”

　　“你不知道我是干什么的”，另一个说。

　　“你是干什么的?”

　　“我是警察。”

　　“噢!”第一个人喊了一声，他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察说。

　　“我是个作家，我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”

【第四篇：良好的心愿 Good wishes】

Good wishes

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: “Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.”

　　“I certainly do”, said the teacher, “and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.”

　　Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: “I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.”

　　“Yes”, said the boy, “he did intend to, but the pig got well.”　　

　　中文翻译：

　　良好的心愿

　　一天有个男孩去对他老师说：“老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。”

　　“当然啰”，老师说，“去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。”

　　好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。

　　最后老师对男孩说：“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。”

　　“是啊”，孩子说，“他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。”

【第五篇：大脑袋 Big Head】

　Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　中文翻译：

　　大脑袋

　　“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

　　“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

　　“购物袋在哪?”

　　“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

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