【#英语资源# 导语】英语文学中,诗歌极其丰富多彩,学英文而不懂英文诗歌,不仅从审美角度看是个遗憾,而且从语言学习角度看,学一些诗歌,语言能力会大大提高。下面是由®文档大全网带来的唯美英语诗歌带翻译阅读,欢迎阅读!
Females say that……
men are hard to please
男人很难取悦!
the problems with guys:
男人的问题是:
if you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
if you don't, he says you are proud.
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
if you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.
if you don't, he says you are from kampong.
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的
if you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
if you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!
if you are smarter than him, he'll lose face;
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明
if he is smarter than you, he is great.
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
if you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳
if you love him, he will try to leave you.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
if you don't make love with him., he says you don't love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧,不够君子
If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧,不象汉子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧,说你欺骗
If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧,说你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧,说你气管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding 不顺吧,不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫,疑你老练
If you don't you are half a man 太规矩,魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她,招她厌烦
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点,怨你猎艳
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好,说你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些,缺个心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧,你太狭隘
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her 大度点,说你不爱
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求欢吧,不够尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧,不够爱宠
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了,她等得烦
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 它晚了,女孩特权
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友,是你堕落
If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' 她聚会,天性其乐
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她,你太冷淡
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她,便宜你占
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管,道德有缺憾
If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics 领着她走,男人耍手段
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人,是挑逗风情
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她, 是仰慕佳绝
If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话,它让你听
If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听,她逼你开言
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' 上帝啊!为何拆我骨头造女人?
So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁
So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强
So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向,我魂牵梦扰
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊!求你告我怎么办?
Living Life Over
If I had my life to live over……I would have talked less and listened more.
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was strained and the sofa faded.
I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.
I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.
I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.
I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.
I would have cried and laughed less while watching television - and more while watching life.
I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding patter if I were not there for the day.
I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, would not show soil or was guaranteed to last a life time.
There would have been more "I love yous" …… more "I'm sorrys"…… but mostly, given another shots at life, I would seize every minute…… look at it and really see it……live it……and never give it back.
如果有来生
如果有来生,我会少说,多听
我会请朋友来家吃饭,即便地毯脏了,沙发褪色了。
我会抽时间听祖父絮叨他的青年时代
我不会因为刚刚把头发梳理定型而要求在夏天关上车窗。
我会点燃那支雕成玫瑰状的蜡烛,而不让它在尘封中熔化。
我会与孩子们坐在草地上,不去担心草地上的污渍。
我会把泪水和笑声更多地留给观察人生,而不是观看电视。
如果生病了,我会卧床休息,而不是自认没有我,地球就不转了。
我不会买那些仅仅是实用,或者不显脏,或者保证能用一生的东西。
我会更多地说“我爱你”……“对不起”……然而,最重要的是,如果有来生,
我会抓住每一秒……看人生,读人生……体验人生……再也不放手。
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